Big Rose Heist
Veronica used to be obsessed with all kinds of roses, which is why I ended up having such a big crush on her. I might be just a bee, but I’m super into a woman who loves flowers, and particularly…
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Author Archive: admin
Ute Toolbox Strategy
I want to learn a trade. I don’t care what type of trade I do, to be completely fair. I just heard that certain trades make a lot of money, and I need to save for a house deposit. I’m…
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Solar Energy Converts
I won the bet! Of course. Solar energy is superior and I knew it would pull through for me. I practiced frying an egg ten times before I invited my friends to my house to show them. I had it…
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Glazier Fantasy
I’m sick of working in a job that’s not my passion. Not only is it not what I want to do in life, but it also doesn’t pay well, isn’t considered an impressive job, and doesn’t gain me any sort…
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The Public Menace
Paulina Jo will suffer. I swear by the moon and the stars, he and/or she will suffer. I don’t know what they look like, but people around these parts whisper their name in hushed, hissed tones, like they’re saying the…
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Window Tinting Book
Dear Editor. I would like to propose to you a book that exists currently only in my mind, but with your approval will be put onto the page and written down for others to read. The novel does not currently…
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Children’s Orthotics
My son is obsessed with little athletics. Every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday he is on the training track running cross country distances and doing hurdles. I’m very proud of him and I love that he’s found something he’s passionate about…
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No More Cars
You wouldn’t believe how many pitches I get sent to me about books involving cars and mechanics. It’s like I’m some sort mechanic-writing magnet. I don’t understand why everyone thinks that books about cars would be so appealing on a…
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Guest Post: Dirge
Finally, the Dirge can have the time in the spotlight he so clearly deserves! The Dirge would like to thank the owner of this website for so kindly giving up the space for his Australia’s Next Top Office profile. It’s…
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The Workshop Compendium
Dear Editor, Tom Burden is a man, but he’s more than just a man. He’s a man with a mission. His mission is to visit all of the car service shops in Victoria and compare them. Putting his reviews online,…
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