Ultimate Solar Guide
Dear Editor, My book is about energy. At least, it will be. I haven’t actually written it yet, but I definitely have a lot of ideas swirling around. I don’t believe in doing work if you don’t know you’ll be…
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Car Sale Novel
Dear Editor, Do you have any idea how hard it is to sell a car these days? This is the struggle of Melbourne anthropologist Tom McDaniel, who has forty-eight hours to sell his car, or the entire city will go…
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Giggle McWiggle Pitch
Dear Editor, Giggle McWiggle has been dreaming of the day that he will master the four elements of Hirule: smoke, blood, glass and sugar. After defeating his arch-rival, Garthablog the Twenty-Seventh and saving his girlfriend, Giggle departs on a journey…
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The Mind Mechanic
No luck. Now I have to keep going to TAFE and learning to do car air conditioning services like everyone else. For the record, even if I had developed telekinetic powers, I’d still have kept doing mechanic stuff…I’d just be…
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Kitchens Through the Years
Now that everyone in Melbourne is as obsessed with kitchens as I am, I think it’s finally time for a comprehensive book. Like, a coffee table book, for perusing at your leisure, or just leaving there as something for visitors…
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Underwater Homes
And this is coming from someone who’s lived on a boat, in a little boat community. If you need to know the best place for anchor winches Melbourne has to offer, then I’m your top informant, because I grew up…
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Universal Solar Awareness
Tuesdays are always my favourite day, for two distinct reasons: it’s my day off, and it’s also the day I go to my Universal Awareness classes. They always make me feel more in touch with the world, you know? Like,…
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Electricity for All…Soon
Have you ever SEEN electricity? If you’ve ever seen one of those electrical plasma balls, then you probably have. It’s very impressive, and that’s exactly what could be lying on your coffee table, tomorrow…or, however long it takes to get…
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Auction Assistance
There’s a property auction going on down the street. I didn’t think I’d be taken in by it, but I have to admit, it’s kind of exciting. I suppose it’s because this crowd of people standing all over the footpath…
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Frosted Glass: A Fascinating History
Mankind has been fascinated by glass for years, in the same way we appreciate it keeping the cold out of our homes and..being transparent. Transparent things can be looked through, you see. Everything is getting its own personal book, or…
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